Monday, March 23, 2009

I Want to be a....

I know I have been neglecting you all for weeks, and I know you are just salivating to know what I've been up to. (please see a medical professional if a little drool just seeped out-and a psychiatrist) To be honest I've been a little down lately. I've been a little sick, and struggling to make it through the day at the office. The daily grind is getting a little old and I've been doing some thinking. Perhaps a change of scenery is in order. (oddly enough Beat It by Michael Jackson just started playing on the computer) So while watching a little cable earlier I came across a show on the History Channel called Ax Men. Sounds cool right? I started watching these guys pull timbers out of the woods using a chopper. Within 5 minutes one broke loose from about 200 feet up and sent Mr. Logger high tailing it away from the scene, leaving the camera guy 20 yards behind. So guess what I want my next job to be? You're wrong. Now crab fishing in Alaska I'll do, but screw logging. If I fall out of the boat I can at least swim for it for a few minutes. If I get hit by a falling 2 ton log I'll just be fertilizer.

I think I need one of those jobs where you work for 2 weeks and then come home for 2 weeks. Like a roughneck on an oil rig or something. Just the thing for a college grad (sort of).

Other ideas I am entertaining-
  • Professional Chef on some rich person's yacht (or a guest)
  • Ice Cream Flavor Creator
  • Brew Master
  • NFL analyst
  • Mystery Movie Watcher
  • Casino host
  • Protege to Hugh Hefner
  • CIA operative
  • Thoroughbred trainer
  • Dolphin Jockey
  • Chocolatier
  • Somebody that gives money away for rich people to folks on the street
I'll do the last one for free.

So, do you know a guy that knows a guy? I need his number. Fast.

1 comment:

  1. If you become a chocolatier, I am soooo your super duper bff!!! I'd make sushi every night to be your assistant.
    Then again, exactly what is a chocolatier?